Dreams Gone Up In Smoke!!!!!

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Dreams Gone Up In Smoke!!!!!
Listing #22955 by Admiral Joseph on 04-Aug-2009 . Viewed 1552 times . Replied to 35 times . Printed 39 times

Klisters!
kindly lets share our childhood dreams! what we wanted to be and the dreams that never came true!!!
for me it was as below:

1. i wanted to be a priest:(shetani akanimara ngeta!!) this is what happened!
The final test for endurance was when we were stripped naked and bells tied to our dicks, a naked woman was asked to pass in front of us to check whether we could stand the temptations. My bell went ringing like crazy and i was thrown out!
2. i then decided to join the armed forces and went thru all the rigorous tests! only to be told that i resembled a shifta and we thrown out and was even questioned of my parentage!!!!!(Xabi can confirm this!)

i ended up being what i am today!!

what about you???

›› the kiuk protagonist 04-Aug-2009, reply_155808
I wanted to be an astronaut.

›› amiro 04-Aug-2009, reply_155809
yangu sisemi, i think iam better off whover/wherever iam. things would have been worse if my dreams were to come true.......

(after accessing those tiny pieces of pornographic mags at a very tender age, i once dreamt of becoming a pornstar!!)

›› Sahau 04-Aug-2009, reply_155811
Wanted to be a house-husband. It dint work out. Now am here working.

›› aragorn 04-Aug-2009, reply_155821
wanted to be a dental surgeon but ended up in the construction world!

›› Admiral Joseph 04-Aug-2009, reply_155823
am still waiting to read what my dream gal lovemat wanted to be..hehehehe!!
@amiro!!!!! glory be to God your dreams faded!!
@KP! am sure you could have turned into an UFO!!! ghegheghe!!!!!!!!!

›› the game 04-Aug-2009, reply_155824

›› lovemat 04-Aug-2009, reply_155829
Well, just like most small gals, I wanted to be an airhostess.
I did fullfil my dream but I later changed careers.

›› the game 04-Aug-2009, reply_155830
^^^, wow huyu msichana naye @lovemat nowonder una compe!!!

›› seeker 04-Aug-2009, reply_155832
on the contrary, i wanted to be an airhostess, but didnt grow tall enough.

›› supu 04-Aug-2009, reply_155834
wanted to be a pediatrician, didnt quite happen but got to work with disadvantage kids which i really enjoyed, then tides changed and am where i am right now

›› yaye 04-Aug-2009, reply_155835
@lovemat wengine usema manamba wa ndege lol

›› Admiral Joseph 04-Aug-2009, reply_155838
@lovemat!
again!!!!!
i dont know whether am falling in love with lovemat!!! but her replies are keeping me on my toes!!!!
an hostess! wa matha ndege no kugua ingiguaga pilot mwakwiroreire!!!!!
kana passenger makameria straw makinyua drinks wamarehera!!! hehehehee!!!!!!!!!

nice career choice though!

›› Riquelme 04-Aug-2009, reply_155840
Wanted to be a kandawala ended up a businessman

›› wendy 04-Aug-2009, reply_155841
http://www.kenyanlist.wanderi.com/kls-listing-show.php?id=9759

check this out, kinda related

›› lovemat 04-Aug-2009, reply_155842
@yaye..hehehe yeah.....we are termed all sort of names.

@AJ..., ati passengers what?...hehehehe, you`re very funny!! Haiya, kwani what did you have for dinner jana evening?...try and avoid it.

›› Admiral Joseph 04-Aug-2009, reply_155843
@yaye!
sema basi uliota kuwa nini au nani!

vipi basi mbona namba haukutuma??? tuwasiliane babas!!!

›› housefly 04-Aug-2009, reply_155845
i wanted to be a millionaire ooops i forgot i am one hehehehehe

›› Admiral Joseph 04-Aug-2009, reply_155847
@lovemat.
jana i sat for dinner and the 1st lady asked me, "shud i pass the salt?"....
can you imagine what i said?
"No please, pass me lovemat"
and the hell broke! hehehehe...!!!!!

@Wendy, i have checked, related .yes: any problem with that?
@Housefly!!!! wewe!!!

›› wendy 04-Aug-2009, reply_155850
AJ, My problem? so u can know more

›› Admiral Joseph 04-Aug-2009, reply_155852
@wendy!!!
got it!!
pole i had checked on something different!
i wish you could have stood your ground!! i could have been very pleased to have you serve in my parish with me as the priest!!! hehehe!

›› Omutita. 04-Aug-2009, reply_155853
I wanted to be a Kung-fu master but i realized i have flat big feet so now i settled to making chapati dough using my feet (natural endowment) at a joint many of you guys may have visited.....

›› Thugnificent 04-Aug-2009, reply_155858
@AJ, let me burst ur bubble! u knw y lovemat quit being a airhostess..........??? She grew a pot belly.. hehhehee.
Ooohh i wanted to be....... na never mind!

›› Admiral Joseph 04-Aug-2009, reply_155859
@Thugnificient!!!...crazy!!!
go on!!!! a pot belly????? kwani alikuwa anakunywa nini????? mnazi?? this better be true else i will send your wreath!! hehehe....
harafu wewe ulikuwa nataka kuwa nini au nani????? rapist?? hehehe

›› Thugnificent 04-Aug-2009, reply_155862
@AJ, a porn star! hehehe......... I guess i am wen in my bdroom wth my wify coz i can do any stunt!!

›› Admiral Joseph 04-Aug-2009, reply_155869
@Thugnificient..
i dont have the slightest doubt that you are a real star there...the only problem is that i will never have the chance to verify that!! hehehehe!!!!!!!!!

›› nyengese 04-Aug-2009, reply_155882
wanted to be a lawyer, still struggling, though I lie like them!!

›› Admiral Joseph 04-Aug-2009, reply_155887
@Nyengese
Ngai fafa!!!! wewe uwe lawyer! si ni kama kumfanya fisi kuwa hakimu kwa mahakama ya mbuzi! a challenging career though! go for it!

›› nyengese 04-Aug-2009, reply_155916
@AJ...hahahahahaha!!

›› xabi 04-Aug-2009, reply_155920
I wanted to be a Priest.....Heee, how dreams change???

›› kingangi 04-Aug-2009, reply_155925
hehehe,ati lovemat angekuwa airhostess,no wonder when we having sex u always saying,lift me up baibe.

›› nzingili 04-Aug-2009, reply_155931
Wanted to be like my dad cauz he always ate special, late and alone.. I thot this is special.. only to discover .......am now a happy person

›› MalaikaMrembo 06-Aug-2009, reply_156492
Wanted to be a doctor....Lol

I ended up being a Psychologist.....

›› MalaikaMrembo 06-Aug-2009, reply_156493
Wow...! Very Interesting.

Just an observation, The majority of the posters declined to mention current Occupations?

What gives?

›› Ace of Spades 06-Aug-2009, reply_156494
I always wanted to write a book...don't know why because I hate writing these days. I love to read though:)!!
I wanted to veterinarian too....I know that is silly, but I did!!
And like all kids, I wanted to be a teacher at one time.
Those were my career wishes at 10 and younger.

I grew up to be a Social Worker which fits me well.

›› Ace of Spades 06-Aug-2009, reply_156495
@Joseph,
"i wanted to be a priest."
I notice most of my kenyan male friends say this too. Is there a reason???

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